Muslim Warning

Don’t let them scare you – – – – Kenya has agreed to send ANOTHER president ! !


This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if United States meddling in Egypt continued they intend to cut off America ‘s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps .

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.

It’s gonna get ugly, people.

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Can Muslims be Good Americans?

(ED NOTE: This email is just…crap.  Type the subject line into Google and you will see many reasons why this is crap, Muslims can most certainly be good Americans, just like some Americans can be gigantic dummies. Also, this is an ‘oldie’ from 2008.)

> : Fw: Can Muslims be Good Americans?
>
> CAN MUSLIMS BE GOOD AMERICANS?
>
>
>
> This is very interesting and we all need to read it
> from start to Finish and send it on to anyone who will read
> it. Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and
> not speaking out about any atrocities. Can a good Muslim be
> a good American?
>
> This question was forwarded to a friend
> who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply:
>
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Are you a True American?

TRUE AMERICAN

It is time to change from REDNECK humor

to  TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

Only it isn’t seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to

LIVE YOUR LIFE!

If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y’all know who they are…

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
One nation, under God.’

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What the heck happened?

(ED NOTE: I went back in the email archives to 2008 for this one.  Seems they should remember their own math when it comes to extending the Bush tax cuts.)

How many zeros in a billion?

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR
tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases. 


A.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let’s take a look at New Orleans It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D),
is presently asking the Congress for
$250 BILLION
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number,
what does it mean?

A.
Well, if you are one of
484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child),
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets
$1,329,787.

C.
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
$2,066,012.

Washington, D.
C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??


Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge
Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world , and Mom stayed home to raise the kids
.

What happened?
Can you spell ‘politicians!’

And I still have to
‘press 1’
for English.

I hope this goes around
the
USA
at least 100 times

What the heck happened?????

 

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I guess I won’t be drinking Starbucks

(ED NOTE:  THIS IS FALSE – SEE THIS LINK.)

Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted
to let them
know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they
send some of
it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines
thank you for
their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not
support the
war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops
their brand
of coffee.

So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them
by buying
any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the
open. I know
this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that
doesn’t mean we
don’t support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street
and
house-to-house.
If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can
discard it and
no one will never know.

Thanks very much for your support. I know you’ll all be there
again when I
deploy once more.

Semper Fidelis.

Sgt. Howard C. Wright
1st Force Recon Co
1st Plt PLT

Also, don’t forget that when the Twin Trade Towers were hit the
fire
fighters and rescue workers went to Starbucks because it was
close by for
water for the survivors and workers and Starbucks charged them!
! !

JUST A NOTE TO THIS; STARBUCKS HAD STORES ON SEVERAL MILITARY
BASES IN THE
UNITED STATES. THEY ARE NOW BEING REMOVED BECAUSE OF THIS. GO
GET ‘EM
AMERICA. STAND-UP FOR OURSELVES!

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Americans With No Abilities Act

———- Forwarded Message ———-
Subject: Americans With No Abilities Act!

Washington, DC – Congress is considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,’ said California Senator Barbara Boxer. ‘We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.’

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A Memory of 1987

ED NOTE:  There were many emotion evoking pictures of Sept. 11th included in this email.  I did some digging and found that this email is totally untrue (see this link for the Oliver North part and this link for Mohammed Atta part).  Upon finding out these ‘facts’ were untrue, I decided to omit the pictures since I refuse to be a part of their using such a horrific event to promote their agenda.

You Might Not Remember 1987……
but…
. ..do you remember when the senators were giving Lt. Col. Ollie North such a hard time?  This brings it all into  perspective doesn’t it?  Have a great  day…

Do you remember 1987……

Thought  you

might be interested in  this forgotten bit  of

information………

It
was  1987! At a lecture the other day they  were
playing an old news video  of
Lt.Col. Oliver North  testifying at the Iran-Contra
hearings during  the  Reagan
Administration.

There  was Ollie in front of God and country  getting
the
third degree, but  what he said was  stunning!

He  was being drilled by a
senator,  ‘Did you not recently spend close to
$60,000  for a home  security
system?’

Ollie  replied, ‘Yes, I did,  Sir.’

The  senator
continued, trying to get  a laugh out of the
audience, ‘Isn’t that just  a  little
excessive?’

‘No,  sir,’ continued  Ollie.

‘No? And  why not?’ the
senator  asked.

‘Because  the lives of my family and I  were
threatened,
sir.’

‘Threatened?  By whom?’ the  senator
questioned.

‘By  a
terrorist, sir’ Ollie  answered.

‘Terrorist?  What terrorist could
possibly  scare you that  much?’

‘His  name is Osama bin Laden, sir’  Ollie
replied.

At  this point the senator tried to repeat the  name,
but
couldn’t pronounce  it, which most people back then
probably  couldn’t.  A couple
of people  laughed at the attempt.  Then the  senator
continued.  Why are you  so
afraid of this man?’ the  senator  asked.

‘Because,  sir, he is the most
evil person  alive that I know of’, Ollie  answered.

‘And
what  do you recommend we do about him?’ asked  the
senator.

‘Well,  sir,
if it was up to me, I would  recommend that an
assassin team be formed  to
eliminate him and his men from  the face of  the
earth.’

The  senator
disagreed with this approach,  and that was all that
was shown of the  clip.

By
the  way, that senator was Al  Gore!

Also:

Terrorist
pilot  Mohammad Atta blew up a bus  in
Israel
in  1986. The Israelis captured, tried  and
imprisoned him.  As part of  the
Oslo agreement with the  Palestinians in 1993,
Israel   had to  agree to release
so-called  ‘political  prisoners.’

However,  the Israelis would not  release
any with blood on their  hands.  The American
President at the  time, Bill Clinton,
and his  Secretary of State, Warren  Christopher,
‘insisted’ that all prisoners  be
released.

Thus  Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually  thanked
us by
flying an  airplane into Tower One of the
World   Trade
Center . This was  reported
by many of the American  TV networks at the time
that the terrorists  were  first
identified.

It
was  censored in the US   from  all
later
reports.

If
you  agree that the American public should be  made
aware of this fact, pass this  on.

Do  Not  Break – it is 8 years  strong.

This

is  why I always say I love  YOU….

This has  not been broken since  9/11/01,
please
keep it  going…

This has been kept alive  and moving since 9/11. In  memory
of
all those who  perished this morning; the
passengers and the  pilots on the
United Air and AA  flights, the workers in the World
Trade   Center and the
Pentagon, and all  the innocent bystanders. Our
prayers go out  to the friends and
families of  the  deceased.

Send

this  to at least 10 people to show your  support

PLEASE  DON’T BREAK  IT
!!!!!!

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